What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?

Laughter infects a Berlin Train!

I almost cried watching this.  I also was infected by laughter and then something so beautiful about it made me tear up!

Target taken over by Elderly FLASH MOB!

PRICELESS!!

Jimmy Kimmel told me to do it!... Well tell him to Suck it!

Jimmy Kimmel asked his viewers to give their kids an early Christmas gift that was awful to their children and let them open it early and video tape their response. Classic Videos!

Amazing Pole Dance!

Bizzle gets some Dunkers

LMAO!

I love the color blind too!

Kids React to Nyan Cat. Hilarious AND annoying!

Lovebian Nerdy!

Support Local Small Business!

PROOF!! Nicolas Cage IS a Vampire!

I always knew there was something off about Nicolas Cage, and not just his drunk and disorderly behavior, penchant for wacko baby names, or his eyebrows. I mean, that's like every other celebrity you throw a rock at on the street. Isn't it strange that the supposedly 47-year-old actor looks virtually unchanged since his first big hitMoonstruck all the way back in the '80s? Well, Jack Mord and I don't think so. And the Seattle photo archivist has a photo to prove it.

He claims the Civil War photo at left is none other than Nicolas Cage. And looking at it, there can only be three possible explanations:

1. It's a fake (Mord says it can be proven authentic).

2. It's a guy that just really looks like Cage, and Cage's youthfulness is due to plastic surgery tips he picked up from his co-star Cher while filming Moonstruck.

3. The photo proves Nicolas Cage is really a vampire!

I'm going with number 3.

I'll admit there are some holes in this theory. For some reason, Mord's auction of the photo on eBay today (for a cool $1 mil) was either pulled by the site or Mord himself, but not before explaining the origins:.....

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When Engineers Own a Dog.

Things Longer than Kim's Marriage.....

Her divorce Petition.  

Click to read the top 12 Funniest!

#thingslongerthankimsmarriage

Father of the year!

BeenerKeeKee19952

This kid is making bucks for this AND lip singing with his favorite bands on stage at concerts?!?!

Who's the guilty party here? Hmmm...

Watch this video to see who is the guilty party. Is it you tank?

All that money wasted on Acid!

Watch this video! What a trip!

Find x.

Wookie Dog! Amazing!

Fear Factory Candid Pictures! Hilarious!

OK Go + Muppets = Awesome!

OK Go has done a lot of amazing videos, notably "Here It Goes Again"and the two versions of "This Too Shall Pass" with the marching band and the Rube Goldberg machine. And recently they teamed up the Muppets. Are you kidding me?

New Inventory for sale ONLINE! Honey Badger Don't Care!

Check out Lovebian's new inventory ONLINE!!!  Including the coveted Honey Badger Design!

Carrot Love and Strange Forest

 Carrot Love or Carrot Sex?

This is a forest in Poland where the trunk of the trees grow towards the North.

Reality hits you hard, bro....

Fun with Songify:

Nude Strechy Pants?

This is Insane!!!

On the night of 31 October 1992, Schneeberger sedated his 23-year-old patient, Candice, and raped her. While Versed — the anesthetic he used — has strong amnesiac effect, Candice was still able to remember the rape. She reported the crime to the police.

Schneeberger's blood sample was, however, found not to match the samples of the alleged rapist's semen, thus clearing him of suspicion. In 1993, at the victim's request, the test was repeated, but the result was negative, as well. In 1994, the case was closed.

Candice, still convinced that her reminiscences were true, hired Larry O'Brien, a private detective, to investigate the case. He broke into Schneeberger's car and obtained another DNA sample, which, this time, matched the semen on victim's panties and pants. As a result, a third official test was organized. The obtained blood sample was, however, found to be too small and of too poor quality to be useful for analysis.

In 1997, Lisa Schneeberger found out that her husband had repeatedly drugged and raped her 15-year-old daughter from her first marriage. She reported him to the police, which ordered a fourth DNA test. This time, multiple samples were taken: blood, mouth swab, and hair follicle. All three matched the rapist's semen.

During his 1999 trial, Schneeberger revealed the method he used to foil the DNA tests. He implanted a 15 cm Penrose drain filled with another man's blood and anticoagulants in his arm. During tests, he tricked the laboratory technician to obtain blood sample from the place the tube was planted.
He was found guilty of sexual assault, of administering a noxious substance, and of obstruction of justice, and received a six-year prison sentence.

The College of Physicians and Surgeons of Saskatchewan stripped Schneeberger of his medical license and his wife divorced him.

In 2003, Schneeberger was released on parole, after serving four years in prison. He was stripped of his Canadian citizenship on the basis of not mentioning the police investigation against him in his citizenship application,^[1] and deported to South Africa in 2004. He moved to Durban to live with his mother.

Lovebians singing their song at Harmony Festival 2011

Planking is love made visible

Stay tuned for Owling.... The new planking

Cute Old People

Cutest couple EVER!

Please to enjoy Pomplamoose!

Please to enjoy the many fine "video songs" from the young fresh super-sensation Pomplamoose:

Please to sample "Monster Mask," "Semptember," and your favorite, "Single Ladies."







Until next the time! Please to enjoy!

Tucker Plays the Piano and sings!

Cool Genetics Study via Photography!

How much do you and members of your family really look alike? Quebec, Canada-based graphic designer and photographer Ulric Collette has created a shockingly cool project where he's exploring the genetic similarities between different members of the same family. By splitting their faces in half and then melding them together, he creates interesting new people that are sometimes quite normal looking and other times far from it. He calls this series Genetic Portraits.

Click on the image to see and read more!
via mymodermmet.com

New Fist Pumpers for Jersey Shore?

Being A Model

The best part starts at 3:05...

Hangin’ Tough ... With A New Kids On The Block Homemade Sweater

Wow...I could've rocked this back in 1989...guess I still can?

Hangin’ Tough ... With A New Kids On The Block Homemade Sweater

Putting the "yo" in yo-yo

For all the yo-yo lovers out there....

Angry Birds Peace Treaty FAIL.

Pretty Funny....

No Peace here!

Aliens Sweded Part 1 and Part 2

Part 1


Part 2

Coco-Ginger

JUST BECAUSE...I CAN AND IT'S FUNNY!

Reading time with Lola...

Samuel L. Jackson's version was funny, but this one is even better!

Granite State of Mind

This is a parody of Jay-Z's "Empire State of Mind" which includes a verse where he raps Robert Frost's "Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening". If you aren't familiar with those works, check the links before you watch the video below.



I'll be woods forever!

I wanna play!!! (Pug and Potbelly Pig Playing)

Not for the squeamish is right!

Eating Live Octopus! Poor babies!!! And we worry about what Aliens are going to do to us!?!?! You have to wrap the tentacles properly so they don't attach to you cheeks, tongue and throat. This man needed help with the tuck roll maneuver on the chop stick.

See Video Below.

Diver's faces frozen in action

The Telegraph has a great collection of photos of divers' faces in mid-dive. Thanks to Kottke for the link.

You're welcome, ladies.

Another funny kid video

Funny Kid Videos!

A Couple Classic Funny Kid Videos! 
Bluhhhhd! Not Funnneeeee!!


Kick "his" ask....

Sesame Street/Beastie Boys mashup: "Sure Shot"

Sesame Street breaks it down from Wonderful Creative on Vimeo.

The Worst Human Names in History

If we were kind, considerate people, we'd have ignored these victims of parental misjudgment, knowing full-well they'll be sufficiently teased throughout life. Then we figured, what's a little more public humiliation going to hurt? Enjoy these delightfully terrible monikers discovered around the Web, and let us know of others we may have missed.


Please click on the images to see oh so many more!

Superballs on the hills of San Francisco

Here's a beautiful old Sony Bravia commercial set to "Heartbeats" by José Gonzalez.

JOSS STONE

New album out is $3.99 on Amazon today only!

Dinner with Strangers

WOW...so this new site is for outgoing people who can't or don't know how to make friends? And you have to pay?? Why didn't I think of this idea???

Dinner with Strangers

We Know Something - DJ Format & Jurassic 5

Two words: breakdancing plushies!



They cradle rock the mic like Rebecca De Mornay.

Deconstructing "Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace"

This is the first of seven installments reviewing/deconstructing/destroying "Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace." The narrator is creepy in a funny way, and he will take your ass to (film) school.



"They will never go away. They will never be undone."

If you like this one, check out the other six. The narrator gets progressively more twisted over the course of the review.

Political Flow Chart

When top level guys look down, they see only shitheads;

 

When bottom level guys look up, they see only assholes.

 

 

Never seen a Flow Chart described so clearly.

Wednesday Was A Good Day

Straight-up gangsta!

Crazy Yellowtail

I love how this version repeats in slow motion. It also gives you a chance to get a better look at what Murdoch's wife is wearing! Sky blue shirt under a mauve blazer???

Modern Day Ralphie

So this is how you get on TV!

Go the Fuck to Sleep

For those who enjoy bedtime stories, here's Samuel L. Jackson reading Adam Mansbach's "Go the Fuck to Sleep"

Axis of Awesome

Too many Mutha'uckers! To Many to count Mutha'uckers!

The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall)

This is the honey badger. Watch it run in slow motion. It's pretty badass.



Honey badger don't care.

Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right (Revisited)

The Assumption Song

Thanks Hayden and Tristan!  So funny!

I'm going to make Ashley cry... I hope my hair looks O.K.

Are you effen SERIOUS?!

One Republic and Matt Nathanson at Alice's Summerthing 2011

Hayden and Kesley at the VIP meet and greet with One Republic and Matt Nathanson on Sunday!

Thank you Bradford, Denise and Alice Radio!

Lovebian at Summerthing Tomorrow!

Sunday June 26th Speedway Meadows!  Alice Radios Free Summer Concert!  Come say HI!

Come see us at Summerthing!

Online event registration for Lovebian at Summerthing 2011! Free Alice Radio Concert! Speedway Meadows Golden Gate Park SF! powered by Eventbrite

Invisible Driver!

This man made a suit that looks like his car seat so when he is driving it looks like noone is behind the wheel..  Cool.. Thanks Hay!

What do Bed Bug Bites Look Like? 

What does it say?

Here comes the cherries!

Lovebian at Harmony Festival June 10-12th

This will always crack me up! Seahorses FOREVAH!

Winner of the Homer Simpson Look-A-Like Contest

It Gets Better

Never have I been more proud - Lovebian a Giants Fan!

Now I've seen everything

Somewhere, some former frat brothers/architecture majors had a few too many shots of jaeger and came up with this, the world's first Zombie-Proof House.

Actually looks pretty neat when its not in full battle mode... Though a little modern for this girl.

Guess they're all set for that whole rapture thing that's coming October 21st. Or the end of the Mayan calendar in 2012. Or a hipster cocktail party.

Lovebian at Great America with Alice Radio for Gay Day 2011!

Alice Radio's Gay Day/Pride Night 2011 at Great America!